With the world in chaos there is one super hero still fighting grime. Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap four foot fences in a single bound. Look out in the yard, it’s a turd, its a blade, its Pooperman! Lets go with Pooperman for a day of grime fighting.
Rising early for my day of grime fighting, I suit up & head out to the first scene of the grime, as usual I clean up the grime scene & all seems normal. With no time to visit I pass Lois Lane in route to the next grime scene. I am right on the heels of the Piddler when something hits me from behind. I look up & it’s falling from the sky, I look around, I find myself surrounded. Surrounded by Kraptahide! Kraptahide is from the planted treenormaous, the only thing that weakens my ability to fight grime. Oh the agony of it all! The Piddler howls with delight as Kraptahide covers up his grime. Confused but not giving up, I muster up all my super abilities from years of grime fighting. The Piddler yelps out a riddle. What blows in the breeze? makes most humans sneeze? Kids pile in heaven up to their knees? It is definitely one of Pooperman peeves? Oh can anybody help me, the Kraptahide has slowed my thinking. Thank goodness? It’s Batman & his side kick Droppin Turd. ( Most people just know them as Batman & Droppin.) Can you help me solve this grime Batman & Droppin Turd? I can’t let the Piddler get away with this grime! Knowing Kraptahide only hits earth once a year, Droppin bounces around repeating the riddle. Ahh hah! breeze, sneeze, heaves, knees, & peeves! I know the answer it has to be Leaves! I love you Droppin Turd, you are Batman’s best friend.
Okay everybody it is that time of year. Time for your annual reminder to please clean your yards before winter really sets in. It will be hard enough battling the snow this winter. Tall grass & leaves make it nearly impossible to do a good job. Help Pooperman be a good grime fighter.
For all you folks in Longmont, Niwot, Boulder, Firestone, Frederick, Lafayette & Louisville. We are doo-ing are best to take care of crap for you……… Dropping Turd…… Now that’s just funny!