I hate winter! I despise snow! It freezes, it melts, We never know if we’ll be getting poop sickles or slush poopies! Snow wreaks havoc on our schedule. I just want everyone to know, if snow is forecast, we will be out daylight till dark, dooing  our best to get crap done! A reminder also, if the poop stays the pay stays. We can easily tell if you have pitched in and will discount appropriately. Billing is based on 30 days worth of doggy doo, not per visit. In 22 years I have never had a problem staying on top of it! We go insane when our beautiful schedule get rearranged by mother nature. I am always praying for no snow and have all the kids in school praying for a snow days. Sadly I am out numbered. School such fond memories. So here is my revamped rendition of  a old school jingle.  Yes I do have it for brains. So fun thinking this crap up.

 

ON TOP OF OLD DOODY

BEEN COVERED BY SNOW

I SEE SOME BROWN PEEPING

A SCOOPING I GO

I SLIP ON A SIDE WALK

I LAND LIKE A CAT

AIN’T TAKING CHANCES

OF HURTING MY BACK

I DON’T MIND COLD WEATHER

BUT SNOW IT STOPS ME

I AM JUST GRATEFUL

I DON’T PICK UP PEE

I WORK THROUGH THE WINTER

SPRING, SUMMER AND FALL

DOING MY BEST TO

GIVE GREAT SERVICE TO ALL

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Happy New Year!