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Just wanted all my dog lovers to know,we’re not just poop scoopers! Hope you enjoy knowing there is some truth still out there! Thanks so much Longmont, Boulder, Firestone, Fredrick, Lafayette, Lyons and Niwot for supporting small businesses!

With the world in chaos there is one super hero still fighting grime. Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap four foot fences in a single bound. Look out in the yard, it’s a turd, its a blade, its Pooperman! Lets go with Pooperman for a day of grime fighting.

Rising early for my day of grime fighting, I suit up & head out to the first scene of the grime, as usual I clean up the grime scene & all seems normal. With no time to visit  I pas20161017_113748s Lois Lane in route to the next grime scene. I am right on the heels of the Piddler when something hits me from behind. I look up & it’s falling from the sky, I look around, I find myself surrounded. Surrounded by Kraptahide! Kraptahide is from the planted treenormaous, the only thing that weakens my ability to fight grime. Oh the agony of it all! The Piddler howls with delight as Kraptahide covers up his grime. Confused but not giving up, I muster up all my super abilities from years of grime fighting. The Piddler yelps out a riddle. What blows in the breeze? makes most humans sneeze? Kids pile in heaven up to their knees? It is definitely one of Pooperman peeves? Oh can anybody help me, the Kraptahide has slowed my thinking. Thank goodness? It’s Batman & his side kick Droppin Turd. ( Most people just know them as Batman & Droppin.) Can you help me solve this grime Batman & Droppin Turd? I can’t let the Piddler get away with this grime! Knowing Kraptahide only hits earth once a year, Droppin bounces around repeating the riddle. Ahh hah! breeze, sneeze, heaves, knees, & peeves! I know the answer it has to be Leaves! I love you Droppin Turd, you are Batman’s best friend.

Okay everybody it is that time of year. Time for your annual reminder to please clean your yards before winter really sets in. It will be hard enough battling the snow this winter. Tall grass & leaves make it nearly impossible to do a good job. Help Pooperman be a good grime fighter.

For all you folks  in Longmont, Niwot, Boulder, Firestone, Frederick, Lafayette & Louisville. We are doo-ing are best to take care of crap for you……… Dropping Turd…… Now that’s just funny!

 

 

It is time to license our beloved furry friends.

Doo it for the benefit of all. 

Pet license save many a furry life every year!

Get The Scoop @

https://www.longmonthumane.org

https://www.boulderhumane.org

For a list of pet license vendors doganimation1

Longmont Humane Society –  303-772-1232

Humane Society of Boulder – 303-442-4030

THANKS AND HAVE A AMAZING DAY!

I hate winter! I despise snow! It freezes, it melts, We never know if we’ll be getting poop sickles or slush poopies! Snow wreaks havoc on our schedule. I just want everyone to know, if snow is forecast, we will be out daylight till dark, dooing  our best to get crap done! A reminder also, if the poop stays the pay stays. We can easily tell if you have pitched in and will discount appropriately. Billing is based on 30 days worth of doggy doo, not per visit. In 22 years I have never had a problem staying on top of it! We go insane when our beautiful schedule get rearranged by mother nature. I am always praying for no snow and have all the kids in school praying for a snow days. Sadly I am out numbered. School such fond memories. So here is my revamped rendition of  a old school jingle.  Yes I do have it for brains. So fun thinking this crap up.

 

ON TOP OF OLD DOODY

BEEN COVERED BY SNOW

I SEE SOME BROWN PEEPING

A SCOOPING I GO

I SLIP ON A SIDE WALK

I LAND LIKE A CAT

AIN’T TAKING CHANCES

OF HURTING MY BACK

I DON’T MIND COLD WEATHER

BUT SNOW IT STOPS ME

I AM JUST GRATEFUL

I DON’T PICK UP PEE

I WORK THROUGH THE WINTER

SPRING, SUMMER AND FALL

DOING MY BEST TO

GIVE GREAT SERVICE TO ALL

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The only blog with little information and a lot of crap! Hope you found it slightly entertaining!

Happy New Year!